1. deathpup:

    shrexything:

    babyferaligator:

    oomshi:

    is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

    no its called highjacking

    guys no it’s weedwhacking

    no its called dissapointing ur mother

    (via nayannamarieeliserivergron)

     

  2. humansofnewyork:

    “I’m a street pharmacist.”

     

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  6. 17aint-so-sweet:

    I don’t care if I have already reblogged this a million times. I’m going to continue to reblog it every time I see it on my dashboard.

    (via highmiranda)

     

  7. (Source : irianne-alicia, via highmiranda)

     


  8. instaplur:

    Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

    (via hannily)

     

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  11. darrynek:

    why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

     


  12. theofficialmrsclaus:

    “tell the class a little about yourself”

    image

    (via quinnilopez)

     

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  14. perfect

    (Source : fuckyeahtattoos, via justbeaperson)

     

  15. (Source : fawnah, via hannily)